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I'm a feline teenager with a weird-ass brain. (Note where the hyphen is! No perverting it!) I write music and stories.
It's time to get my ears checked. My hearing is going again.
How the fuck did I manage to sew my new shirt to my bra?
Gannett just called asking about my allergy medication. uh...okaaayyyy thennnn......